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Pravda

2010-11-13 00:43:24 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about pravda!

Mnogoe Chelovek dumaet: "Pravda - Etot polezny or NET Takoe?" Chitaet TUT ochen silny vnimatelny and Ty budet poluchaet mnogoe ponimaet Etot!

Bylo zima. Holodny! Nikolay (Russki and Vzrosly Chelovek) vysoky and krasivy, but imeet dlinny NET rovnoe and NET krasivy nose.

- Kakoe Ty schitaet about my nose? Etot krasivy? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druhi (Etot Valery and Sergey).
- Etot krasivy! - otvetit Valery.
- Da Takoe! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose and smotrit vnimatelny and strogo.

- Ty hochet Takoe nose for Ty? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Da Takoe! - otvetit Valery.
- Zima - VHS-time! Nose - Etot NET Takoe vazhny! - skazhet Sergey.

Nikolay potrogat svoe nose again and delaet vyvod.

Kakoe vyvod delaet Nikolay?

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About novy car

2010-11-01 20:46:19 (читать в оригинале)


Zdravstvui! Etot about novy car.

Mnogoe Chelovek hochet pokupaet novy car! Etot mnogo horoshy!

- Ya hochet pokupaet novy americansky car! Etot samy luchshy! - skazhet Sergey. Bogaty and silny!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly Vladimirov. - Japan car - Takoe mnogo better! Nadyezhny and NET dorogoe!
- Ty and Ty govorit glupoe! - skazhet Nikolay. - German car - Etot nado pokupaet! Takoe bystry and sportivny!
- Takoe!?!?! - zakrichit Sergey. - German car - Etot durnoe! Japan car - Etot NET razumny!
- Japan car - Etot NET razumny?!?! - sprosit Anatoly Vladimirov surovy. - Ty - idiot!

Nikolay delatsya krasny and hochet skazhet something too, but poluchaet v morda and poyti v svoe dom smotrit VHS. Sergey and Anatoly Vladimirov dolgoe time rugat each other and dratsya.

Kakoe tvoe opinion: Kakoe car better?

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Krepky slovo

2010-10-29 15:07:13 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about krepky slovo!

Anatoly ochen lubit use krepky slovo and delat Takoe regularny. "Ya Vzrosly Russki and silny Chelovek! Ya must chastoe use krepky slovo, because Ya silny, moguchy and surovy!" - govorit Takoe and hmuritsya.

Anatoly use krepky slovo everywhere: v magazin, v svoe dom, v dom of svoe druh Nikolay, v ulica.

- Pochemu Ty delaet Takoe? Etot NET kulturny!" - govorit raznoe Chelovek.
- Etot NET nado znaet for Ty! - govorit Anatoly and use krepky slovo.
- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet raznoe Chelovek, but Anatoly NET slushaet.

Anatoly regularny poluchaet v morda, but cherez Etot use krepky slovo much more chastoe.

One time Anatoly use krepky slovo and hmuritsya ochen mnogo silny and cherez Etot slomat svoe nose.

- Etot cherez krepky slovo! - skazhet Nikolay.
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Anatoly and poyti spat.

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About Vkusny!

2010-10-28 22:34:48 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about vkusny!

Dorogoe Druh! Ty lubit mnogo vkusny? Each Razumny Chelovek skazhet Takoe: "Da Takoe, mister Volz! Ochen silny!" But Ty NET mnogoe znaet about mnogoe vkusny - ochen chasto silno NET polezny! Now malenki rasskaz about.

Sergey - Etot sidit v svoe dom and est some vkusny. "Kakoe horoshy! Etot samoe luchshy!" - govorit Sergey and ulybatsya. But vkusny zakonchitsya and Sergey perestat ulubatsya and pechalny. "Pochemu Takoe? Etot because Ya imeet too malo vkusny!" - podumaet Sergey and poyti to mazazin for poluchaet more Takoe.

- Davay samoe vkusny! - skazhet Sergey in magazin. - And mnogo Takoe!
- Da, Takoe! Nazdorovye! - skazhet prodavec and prinosit bolshoe pack.

Etot bylo ochen silno mnogo vkusny and Sergey poest all Etot ochen bystroe and poluchaet bolnoe zhivot and NET ulybatsya more!

- Pochemu Takoe ploho, mister Volz? - sprosit Sergey and mnogo seryozny.
- Nado chitaet Tut! - otvetit Ya and podarit Sergey novy book "All About Polezny!"

And after 10 minutes Etot pomogaet!

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Holodny Zima

2010-10-26 19:00:01 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about Holodny Zima.

Bylo Russki Zima. Holodny and mnogo sneg. Nikolay bylo nothing to do and mnogo skuchaet. Sidit v dom and dumaet about razny: Bogach, Mnogo krasivy women, Sportivny car, Divan from Ikea. "Kakoe Etot horoshy! Ya hochet Takoe mnogoe!" - podumaet Nikolay and poyti spat.

One time Nikolay delaet pozvonit svoe horoshy Druh - Alexey. Alexey - Russki Vzrosly Chelovek and mnogo razumny. Always davat polezny advice.

- Zdravstvui Tut! Ya skuchno! Kakoe Ty delaet?
- Zdravstvui! Ya ochen mnogoe radostny v Etot holodny and temny zima!
- Pochemu Takoe? Kak Ty delaet Takoe?
- Ya delaet VHS-machine! Etot udivitelny! 5 Takoe gotovoe!
- Vozmozhny Ya budet delaet Takoe too? Spasibo! - skazhet Nikolay and polozhit trubka.

"Etot ochen prostoe! Ya bystro sdelaet Takoe 100!" - podumaet Nikolay and nachinaet delaet Takoe, but after 1 hour sluchayny cherez neostorozhny lomaet svoe nose and both ruka!

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay svoe Druh Alexey.
- Etot because Ty NET chitaet instruction!