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Snegovik

2012-01-24 02:40:10 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot korotenky story about snegovik. Etot for maly deti.

Bylo zima. Mnogoe snow around! Molodoe boy Andrew (Russki) sozdal bolshoe otlichny Snegovik. And radostny!

- Kakoe Etot snegovik otlichny! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Takoe mnogoe!
- Nado idti v svoe dom spat, Andrew! Ty sdelaet novy Snegovik tomorrow after shkola! - skazhet Zoya Nikolaevna.
- NET Takoe, Zoya Nikolaevna! - skazhet Andrew. - Ya budet delaet Snegovik right teper!

Zoya Nikolaevna poyti v svoe dom spat, but Andrew NET Takoe. Andrew nachinat delaet novy Snegovik, but very ustaly and temnoe night around. Snegovik NET poluchatsya! NET otlichny!

V next day Andrew opazdat v shkola and poluchit plohoe otmetka!

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Chudesny door

2012-01-21 19:06:52 (читать в оригинале)



Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret - Chelovek lubit razlichny udivitelny and NET obychny. - Etot udivitelny! - govorit razlichny Chelovek and obradovanny. - Etot obychny! - govorit another Chelovek and delatsya skuchny around. Teper NET bolshoe rasskaz about.

One time Anatoly (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) idti v svoe rabota and vidit stranny door. Etot stary and gryazny. Anatoly interesny and delaet try to otkryvaet Etot, but door closed krepkoe.

V next day Anatoly pokazat Udivitelny door svoe friend Nikolay.

- Etot Udivitelny! - skazhet Anatoly. - But krepkoe closed. Nado otkryvaet Etot!
- Da Takoe! Udivitelny! - otvetit Nikolay - But vozmozhy Etot opasny! NET nado otkryvaet! Nado idti lovit fish with Ya, because horoshy pogoda!
- Etot obychny! - skazhet Anatoly and Nikolay poyti lovit fish.

Anatoly dolgoe dumat (about month or more Takoe) and staraetsya and poluchaet otkryt Udivitelny door. And nahodit inside skuchnoe gryazny, NET udivitelny and obychny. And empty.

Nikolay nahodit some udivitelny and NET obychy v reka and poymat mnogoe krupny fish too. And radostny ulybaetsya.

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About ecology

2012-01-17 16:34:02 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogoe polezny of svezhy oxygen!

Nikolay and Sergey - Etot dvoe friends. Russki.

Nikolay - imeet horoshy rabota and prozhivat v downtown of bolshoe gorod. V Moskva. Imeet mnogoe imet: horoshy car, novy VHS-machine, krasivy wife, divan from Ikea and mnogoe novy suits. - Moe life ochen silny otlichny! - skazhet Nikolay. And Nikolay prav.

Sergey - Etot prozhivat v forest, but imeet mnogoe imet too. Takoe like Nikolay and MNOGOE SVEZHY OXYGEN! Etot because forest around.

- Kakoe Etot otlichny - Svezhy Oxygen! - skazhet Sergey and ulybaetsya. Ty, Nikolay NET imeet Takoe!
- Da Takoe. - skazhet Nikolay. - But Ya prozhivaet v downtown! Etot interesnoe!
- Downtown - sucks! - skazhet Sergey and poyti v svoe dom.

After odin year Svegy Oxygen v Etot forest zakonchitsya, cherez plohoe ecology. Sergey NET dovolny.

Nikolay pokupit conditioner.


Etot zayats

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About zakon!

2011-12-24 02:26:42 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about zakon!
One day Nikolay (Russki Vzrosly Chelovek) nadoest rabotaet regularnoe and on Skazhet Takoe: "Mnogoe nadoelo! NET budet delaet Takoe more!" And STOP rabotaet at all! Nadevat Novy suit and hodit v radostny progulka.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - skazhet horoshee druh-rabochy. - Nado rabotaet! After Etot vozmozhy use nekotory alcohol! Come with Ya v rabotaet for regularnoe!
- Glupy! Rabotaet skuchny! Kakoe krasivy and sunny around! Smotri Kakoe novy suit! - skazhet Nikolay and poyti v svoe way radostny.
- Stop, Nikolay! - skazhet Milicioner-Sergeant Alexander. - Ty NET rabotaet! If Takoe - Ty budet idti v jail! Hochet Etot?
- NET Takoe! - skazhet Nikolay and pechalny.

V next utro Nikolay poyti v rabotaet again, because NET hochet idti v jail.

- Pochemu Etot, Doctor Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Etot NET horoshy!
- Etot because Takoe zakon! - otvetit Ya.



Russki pole

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Mnogoe horoshy

2011-12-12 17:18:47 (читать в оригинале)



Zdravstvui! Etot about Mnogoe Horoshy!

Mnogoe razny Chelovek hochet poluchaet horoshy and priyatny! "Horoshy and Priyatny - Etot samy luchshy! Etot horoshy way to be Radostny!" - govorit Takoe Chelovek. Polezny Takoe or NET? Etot NET Takoe prosto! Teper korotenky story about.

Sergey Vladimirov mnogoe rabotat and silny ustavat. And poluchat NET bolshoe zarplata. Ochen grustny all time.

- Pochemu Takoe: Mnogoe rabotat and maloe dengi? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov. - Maybe Ya need delaet something completely different? And Etot budet Pomogaet Ya?
- Nado to try VHS! Etot completely different! - skazhet Ya.

Sergey Vladimirov start to use VHS regularny and poluchit krupny summa of dengi. Teper Sergey Vladimirov poluchat mnogoe Horoshy and Priyatny and Radostny every day.

Drugoe Russki Chelovek - Nikolay imeet the same situation and pechalny.

- Ya budet waiting for Horoshy TERPELIVY! - skazhet Nikilay and start to terpet.

After nekotory time Nikolay poluchit krupny summa of dengi too. Teper radostny like Sergey Vladimirov.

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr. Volz? - sprosit Sergey Vladimirov and NET Radostny more. - Pochemu Nikolay poluchaet Takoe without delaet something for Etot? Pochemu Ya NET Radostny more?

- NET nado zaviduet! - skazhet Ya.