Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka Голосов: 1 Адрес блога: http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ Добавлен: 2010-08-24 16:34:48

Vegetables

2011-10-13 12:14:55 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!

Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!

Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.

- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.

- Svetlana! Nado idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.

- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.

After odin year...



Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!

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Nikolay and stary dog

2011-10-05 19:15:15 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravsvui! Etot about Nikolay and stary dog.

Bylo utrenny pogoda. Stary dog poest mnogoe korm and otdyhaet. Etot ochen mnogoe staroe davno dog! Tolsty and lazy.

And umny. Etot otdyhaet, but mnogoe gromky noise vnezapny! Etot pyany Nikolay. Etot gromkoe razgovarivat and delaet some drugoe noise. Ochen NET spokoiny! Stary dog mnogoe rugat Nikolay and pokusaet. And Nikolay poity v svoe dom spat.

V drugoe time Nikolay pyany and delaet gromky and bestolkovy noise again and stary dog pokusaet Nikolay again. - Pochemu Takoe? - dumat Nikolay. - Pochemu kusaet again? But NET otvet, because stary dog otdyhat.

V zavtra Nikolay nadevat novy kostum and trezvy and molchat, but stary dog pokusaet Nikolay again and Nikolay reshit that stary dog - tupoe and zlobny.

Takoe?

P.S. Etot interesny: pepelnitsa v vide karas!

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About kino

2011-09-27 23:47:05 (читать в оригинале)




Zdravstvui! Etot about kino.

Ya and my Russki friend Nikolay smotrit Russki kino. Etot mudry and duhovny. Ya lubit Etot kino, but Nikolay NET dovolny at all.

- Zachem we spend mnogoe time for Etot skuchny and maloe colors kino on VHS? Nado idti and poluchaet novy otlichny american kino! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Smotrit vnimatelny, Nikolay, - skazhet Ya. - Smotrit and tiho for ponimaet all polezny of Etot!

Nikolay smotrit nekotory time, but NET terpit and poity for use some Dekorativny Hleb and propustit SAMY INTERESNY!

- Etot NET polezny! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Etot NET polezny because Ty - NET imeet terpit and propustit Samy Interesny! - skazhet Ya.

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About razlichny and postoyanny

2011-08-31 13:40:49 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot story about razlichny and postoyanny.

- Etot zimny den! Kakoe solnechny and horoshy! - skazhet Nikolay. - Today Ya budet sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV! And use some alcohol!
- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Svetlana. - Ty sidit v svoe dom and smotrit TV everyday. And use alcohol too! Today mnogoe solnechny and nado use lyzhy and some sportivny!
- Ya delaet Takoe because Etot postoyanny! Etot budet prinosit polza after nekotory time! If Ty NET delaet something postoyanny - Ty NET poluchaet opyt and polezny practic!
- Ya dumaet that Ty - NET pravilnoe! Etot glupy! Ty - idiot! - skazhet Svetlana and use some alcohol.
- NET Takoe! Etot - razumny - skazhet Nikolay and Svetlana soglasitsya.

After nekotory time Etot and Etot poluchat some opyt.

Kakoe Ty dumaet pravilny: RAZLICHNY or POSTOYANNY?

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About Hleb

2011-08-26 01:39:33 (читать в оригинале)



Zdravstvui! Etot about Hleb.

Nikolay - Etot lubit mnogoe Hleb.

- Hleb - Etot samoe vkusny! - skazhet Nikolay and poest bolshoe piece of Hleb. - Etot mnogoe polezny too!
- NET Takoe, Nikolay! - zakrichit Sergey. - Hleb - Etot vkusny, but for polezny nado use Etot with mnogoe butter! - skazhet Takoe and zabirat Nikolay's Hleb.
- Butter - Etot sucks! - skazhet Nikolay and NET otdavat svoe Hleb.
- NET Takoe!
- Etot!!!
And mnogoe rugaet each other and somebody poluchaet v morda.

Mnogoe time Etot and Etot NET friends and NET govorit.

- Pochemu Sergey Takoe idiot, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Hleb without butter - Etot sucks, Dr.Volz? Takoe? - sprosit Segey.
- NET nado mnogoe rugaet, - skazhet Ya. - Use Dekorativny Hleb for vzrosly Chelovek, my friends!

And stalo horoshy!