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Ruzhyo

2010-10-06 00:06:57 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about ruzhyo!

Malchik Valera ochen hochet postoyanny sobstvenny ruzhyo! Etot Takoe mechta.

- Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! - skazhet Valera to Papa. - Etot ochen nado!
- Etot polezny, but opasny! First nado smotrit vnimatelny instruction for Etot on VHS! - otvetit Papa and poyti spat.
- Mama! Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! Ya smotret instruction for Etot on VHS ochen vnimatelny! - obmanyvat Valera svoe Mama.
- Pravda Takoe? Togda Ty gotov for Etot! - skazhet Mama and pokupaet Etot.

Valera ochen radostny! Teper on imeet nastoyaschy ruzhyo! Valera dumaet Takoe: "Zachem Takoe VHS? Etot glupy! Ya budet teper strelyaet everywhere! Mnogo kuda popadaet! Ochen metky!" Podumaet Takoe and strelyaet vpered! But delaet Etot nepravilny and isportit novy nastoyaschy ruzhyo!

- Valera, Ty sdelaet nepravilny! Teper Ty NET budet poluchaet ruzhyo! - skazhet Papa and Mama and otnesti ruzhyo v remont