Zdravstvui! Etot about holodny voda!

Nikolay postoyanny use holodny voda for drink. "Ochen horoshy! Takoe osvezhit Ya" - govorit Nikolay. And prodolzhaet Takoe.

- NET Takoe, Nikolay! Etot too holodny! Mnogo opasny! - skazhet sosed (Etot Vasily)
- Ya NET slushaet Ty! - otvetit Nikolay. - Holodny voda - Etot polezny! Mnogo vitaminy and svezhy! Ya mnogo silny, Etot NET opasny for Ya.
- Ya use Kipyatok every day! V Etot mnogo vitaminy! V holodny voda Etot NET Takoe at all! - skazhet Vasily, but Nikolay NET slushaet Razumny and drink mnogoe holodny voda.

One time Nikolay drink too mnogo holodnoe voda and poluchaet prostuda.

Vasily - Bogach&Zdorov.

Zdravstvui! Etot about otvaga.

Andrew Sergeev - Etot voenny Russki Chelovek. "Ya voenny Chelovek and imeet mnogo otvaga!" - govorit Andrew Sergeev and delaetsya mnogo molchat and seryozny. Surovy. "All Russki voenny Chelovek always surovy! Polezny - Etot otvaga!" - govorit Takoe and idti spat.

One time Andrew Sergeev idti and vidit Takoe: Molodoe woman pokupaet novy VHS-machine. "Etot krasivy, but bezumny molodoe woman. Pochemu Takoe VHS-machine? Etot NET nado!" - podumaet Andrew Sergeev.

- Pochemu Takoe? - sprosit Andrew Sergeev.
- Etot nado for Bogach&Zdorov! Horoshy effect! And interesny! Priyatny! - otvetit molodoe woman and ulybaetsya.
- Glupy! - otvetit Andrew Sergeev. - Voenny Russki Chelovek - NET nado Etot! Only nado Ya - Etot otvaga!

After 1 year:
1. Molodoe woman - Bogach&Zdorov!
2. Andrew Sergeev - voenny!

Zdravstvui! Etot about tea.

Alexey Viktorovich ochen lubit svezhy tea. "Ya lubit horoshee tea! Etot vkusny and polezny!" - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich Takoe. And delaet Etot postoyanny. Every week Alexey Viktorovich hodit v magazin okolo svoe dom and pokupaet pack of svoe lubimoe tea.

- Pochemu Etot Takoe vkusny? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich. - Etot samoe luchshy!
- Etot cherez nashe magazin samoe luchshy! - otvetit prodavec.
- Ya budet hodit v Etot postoyanny! - skazhet Alexey Viktorovich. - Takoe vkusny!
- Nazdorovye! Also Ty mozhet otdyhaet v Etot magazin and smotrit VHS! Etot tut postoyanny!
- Da Takoe!

One time Alexey Viktorovich idti v svoe lubimy magazin and vidit Takoe: sovsem drugoe magazin! Prodaet razlichny сlothes! "Etot mnogo pechalny, but Ya nuzhny novy suit, because moe stary and gryazny! And veliko! Etot horoshy magazin, because Ya pokupaet tut samy luchshy tea before!" - podumaet Alexey Viktorovich.

- Ya budet pokupaet novy krasivy suit! Bely! Samy luchshy and dorogoe! Ty imeet Takoe? - sprosit Alexey Viktorovich.
- Da Takoe! Ochen horoshy! Etot! - skazhet prodavec and smotrit hitry.

Alexey Viktorovich pokupaet bely suit, prihodit v svoe dom and nadevat Etot. And NET dovolny! Novy, dorogoe, bely suit - Etot plohoe! NET krasivy! Pochemu Takoe?

Zdravstvui! Etot about silny dozhd!

Bylo silny dozhd! Ochen mnogo! Nikolay sidit v svoe dom and grustny and use alcohol with svoe druh Sergey.

- Pochemu Takoe silny dozhd? Etot NET interesny! - skazhet Nikolay to Sergey.
- Etot NET spravedlivy! - otvetit Sergey. - Ya lubit sovsem drugoe! Etot holodny!
- Nado use more alcohol! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Da, Takoe! - otvetit Sergey and sdelaet Takoe.

Dozhd bylo dolgoe. Nikolay and Sergey vipit ochen mnogoe alcohol, but Etot NET pomogaet at all.

- Pochemu Takoe dolgoe? - sprosit Nikolay serdity and smotrit strogo.
- Etot cherez Ty! - zakrichit Sergey and poluchaet v morda. - Etot NET razumny! - skazhet Sergey Takoe. Ya dumaet NET nado use alcohol more! Nado probuet something else!
- Da, Takoe! Ty razumny! - skazhet Nikolay. - Nado delaet mnogo kipyatok and idti lovit fish! Kogda silny dozhd - nado mnogo Takoe!

And stalo mnogo horoshy!

Zdravstvui! Etot about gazeta!

Nikolay ochen lubit poluchaet polezny information from gazeta. Nikolay chitaet Etot and udivitsya: "Kakoe interesny! Udivitelny! Kak Takoe mozhet byt?!?!" Prochitat Takoe and idti spat.

One time Nikolay prosnutsya and poyti v magazin - pokupaet svezhy utrenny gazeta. Delaet Takoe, saditsya v chair, vypivaet sladky coffee and smotrit v gazeta. And vidit Takoe bolshoe napisano: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!" and krupny picture. Nikolay bystry vstat, uronit coffee and svezhy gazeta and ochen udivitelny! "Kak Takoe vozmozhny?!?! Etot NET Takoe!" - zakrichit Nikolay. Podnyat gazeta, smotrit vnimatelny: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!"

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Pochemu v gazeta Takoe: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!"?
- Etot potomu: Ty poluchaet information from NET pravilny! - skazhet Ya. - Nado drugoe! Mnogo better!

Kakoe Ty dumaet nado for Etot?