My Favorite Martian

   2011-07-28 16:45:39
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I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn

And we should dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!

Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl

And we should dance dance d-d-d-dance

to these stereotypes!

All together now!

I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep!
they hump sheep!
they hump sheep!
they hump sheep!

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официально Секонд Хенд это мой любимый бутик
450 р и вот оно, внезапное платье на выпускной, если не помру, отожрусь или если не выгонят

вторая половина сезона FUTURAMA
WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!



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BIG ROCK ALIEN: Ur genders differ in many ways but as with all things that are different: chocolate and vanilla, Mac and PC, one is always clearly better.......
BENDER: Chocolate, Mac, men. The end.

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AMY(dying): It would have been nice to shop at Tommy Hilfiger for one last time.

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BENDER(dying): Good-bye, cruel me!

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(слоган) WE HAVE TO MAKE MONEY AND IT SHOWS!

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WOMAN: 8 to 8 - it's a tie!
PROFESSOR: We cant trust women's maths! COUNT AGAIN!

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FRY: Bender, i wish we had robots to do stuff..
BENDER: I know, right?!

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(надпись на здании полиции) A PLACE TO CALL WHEN YOU ARE BEING MURDERED

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MINIBENDER(stuck in the spider's web): HELP ME! HELP ME! Im too lazy to escape!

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MINIBENDER 1: Remember his face when I called him 'ugly'?
MINIBENDER 2: No. I blacked out. Cuz he was so 'ugly'. bhahahha.

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MINIBENDER: Which way to the tiny hookers?

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PROFESSOR:Oh, my! They'll reproduce and consume all the matter in the world!
FRY: Like the Kardashians!

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BENDER: so...sober...so... weak...

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PROFESSOR: In a matter of moments there'll be no water on Earth!
BENDER: OH, NO! What will I mix with my Scotch?!

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FRY: Blender...you r the only one who's sober...

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FRY: HELP! I was attacked in my bathroom! By my bathroom!

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PROFESSOR: Pandora!
LEELA: That dangerous 3-D planet? Can't we just send our avatars?
PROFESSOR: No, it's cheaper just to have you die.

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FRY: Oh, no! What may I will have done!

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PROFESSOR: I refuse to believe anyone is happy!

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