Vegetables
2011-10-13 12:14:55
... idti smotrit novy
VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - ... polezny device!
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VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana ...
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Zdravstvui! Etot NET secret: vegetables - polezny! If Ty budet use Etot regularny - mnogoe zdorov! Etot Takoe? Chitaet v TUT!
Bylo zima. Svetlana (russki) sidit v svoe dom and est vkusny vegatable. - Etot Takoe polezny! - skazhet Takoe and poest bolshoe piece of vegetable. - If Ty poest Etot - budet mnogoe zdorov!
Mnogoe friends of Svetlana poyti v progulka.
- Svetlana, come with us! - skazhet friends. - V Tut mnogoe polezny svezhy oxygen! And krasivy!
- Ya imeet mnogoe vegetables! Etot much more polezny! - otvetit Svetlana and poest one more.
- Svetlana! Nado idti smotrit novy VHS! - skazhet Nikolay! - Mnogoe of tvoe friends delaet Takoe!
- Vegetables much horoshy! - skazhet Svetlana.
- Teper zima! - skazhet Sergey Nikolaev. - Etot VHS-time! Nado delaet samodelny VHS-machine with Ya! Ya imeet popularny scheme of Etot polezny device!
- VHS - sucks! - skazhet Svetlana and poluchaet v morda.
After odin year...
Hochet znat more? Chitaet novy book "All About polezny"!
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About NET razborchivy pocherk
2011-07-09 21:34:30
... at all!
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VHS-machine! Kogda zima ...
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Zdravstvui! Etot about NET razborchivy pocherk.
Mnogoe hochet - Malo poluchaet...
Nikolay - Etot dobry and vzrosly Russki Chelovek. Horoshy, but imeet NET razborchivy pocherk and cherez Etot imeet mnogoe NET priyatny.
- Ty pishet NET ponyatny! - skazat Anatoly and smeyatsya.
- Etot Takoe pocherk! - otvechat Nikolay.
- Etot OCHEN SILNY PLOHOE! - skazat Vladimir Alexeev and rasserditsya.
- Ya ochen silny staratsya! - otvechat Nikolay and rasstroitsya.
- Ty nado idti v shkola and obuchaet pishet! - sovet Zoya. - Etot NET razborchivy!
- Ya vzrosly Russki Chelovek! - otvechat Nikolay. - Ya too old for shkola!
Nikolay ochen silny stradat. "Pochemu Takoe pocerk? Etot NET spravedlivy Takoe!", - dumat Nikolay.
One time Nikolay reshat: "Ya budet ispravit svoe pocherk!" And delat mnogoe trudny exercises, but without horoshy result.
- Kakoe Ya dolzhen delaet, Dr.Volz?! Etot NET razborchivy at all!
- VHS-machine! Kogda zima! - otvetit Ya and byl prav.
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About obman*
2011-01-12 21:28:14
... - Ya need
VHS-machine! Ya budet ... pokupaet dorogoe
VHS-machine v ... but dorogoe
VHS-machine NET rabotaet ...
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Zdravstvui! Etot about obman!
V malenkoe Russki village prozhivaet troe Russki Chelovek: Nikolay, Sergey and Stepan. Etot friends. Etot village v Sibir! Ochen malenky, but all Chelovek tut znat about Dr.Volz and doctrine "Physical Zaryadka&Spiritual Prisyadka with Dr.Volz on VHS"! And use Etot every day! And Bogach&Zdorov! Only Nikolay NET delaet Takoe because NET znaet about.
- Pochemu Ty NET Bogach&Zdorov? Pochemu Ty poluchaet NET priyatny every day? - sprosit Stepan v Nikolay.
- Kakoe Etot Bogach&Zdorov? Ya NET znaet about! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ty NET znaet?!?! Etot NET vozmozhny! - zakrichit Sergey and rasskazat to Nikolay all about.
- Takoe!!! - zakrichit Nikolay. - Ya need VHS-machine! Ya budet pokupaet Etot!
- OK. - skazhet Stepan. - But mnogo razumny and economichny budet delaet Takoe samodelny kogda zima. Teper zima! Delaet Etot!
- Etot budet mnogoe dolgoe! Ya budet pokupaet Etot and bystry poluchaet Bogach&Zdorov-effect! - skazhet lazy Nikolay.
V Etot day Nikolay pokupaet dorogoe VHS-machine v TV-shop. And ochen silnoe mnogo radostny, but dorogoe VHS-machine NET rabotaet, because Etot TV-shop bylo obmanut Nikolay.
* V novy book "All about Polezny" Ty smozhet prochitaet podrobny about Etot NET priyatny obman. And mnogoe polezny!
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Mnogo holodny
2010-11-19 15:42:45
... Alexey.
- Zima -
VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy ...
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Zdravstvui! Etot about mnogo holodny.
Bylo silno zharky! Nikolay and Alexey use mnogoe alcohol and silno ustavat.
- Takoe zharky! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe zharky! Mnogo potny! - otvetin Alexey.
- Mnogo holodny - Etot much better!
- Da Takoe! Nado waiting for zima!
Nikolay and Alexey stal waiting for zima ochen silny and use mnogoe alcohol. Nastupilo zima. Ochen silny mnogo holodny. Temny and mrachny. Nikolay and Alexey silny zamerzaet and NET dovolny again.
- Takoe holodny! - skazhet Nikolay.
- Ya NET lubit kogda Takoe holodny! Mnogo zamerzaet! - otvetin Alexey.
- Nado use mnogoe alcohol!
Nikolay and Alexey stal delaet Takoe.
- NET Takoe! NET delaet Etot! - skazhet razumny prohozhy.
- Pochemu Takoe? Teper mnogo holodny zima. Ya and Alexey NET lubit Takoe silny holodny. - skazhet Nikolay.
- Da Takoe! - skazhet Alexey.
- Zima - VHS-time! - skazhet prohozhy gromkoe. - Nado delaet Takoe!
And stalo mnogo horoshy!
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About vysoky zabor
2010-11-17 01:15:27
... with Ya smotrit
VHS! Ya imeet mnogo ... : "Nado idti smotrit
VHS with Alexander!" And ...
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Zdravstvui! Etot about vysoky zabor.
Nikolay, Alexander and Vladimir prozhival v malenky gorod v Russia. Etot gorod bylo spokoyny and tihy, but one time v center of Etot poyavitsya vysoky zabor. Etot bylo vnezapny! V odin night v zima!
- Pochemu tut teper Takoe? - sprosit Nikolay.
- Znachit Takoe tut nado! - skazhet Alexander.
- Mnogo polezny za Etot zabor! Etot nado against voruet Takoe! - zakrichit Vladimir and polezt na zabor, but poluchaet mnogo electrichesky tok and padat and silny NET dovolny. - Etot electrichesky tok! Mnogo Takoe! - skazhet Vladimir and poyti v bolnica otdyhaet.
- Obychny zabor. Nado idti with Ya smotrit VHS! Ya imeet mnogo novy, interesny and really polezny! - skazhet Alexander, but Nikolay NET poslushaet razumny. And Alexander poyti v svoe dom.
Nikolay stalo mnogo dumaet about and perestavat spat at all. "Pochemu Takoe? Mnogo polezny?" - dumat Takoe. And polezt na zabor akkuratny only for posmotrit, but bystry poluchaet mnogoe electrichesky tok like Vladimir. "Pochemu Takoe electrichesky tok?" - zakrichit Nikolay and polezt again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok! And padat! "Nado roet bolshy yama!" - podumaet Nikolay, but polezt na zabor again. And poluchaet electrichesky tok!
"Alexander razumny!" - podumaet Nikolay: "Nado idti smotrit VHS with Alexander!" And sdelaet Takoe.
V next night vysoky zabor ischezlo. After 1 year Alexander - Bogach&Zdorov!
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