Physical Zaryadka & Spiritual Prisyadka Голосов: 1 Адрес блога: http://dr-volz.livejournal.com/ Добавлен: 2010-08-24 16:34:48

About gazeta

2010-10-07 12:58:02 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about gazeta!

Nikolay ochen lubit poluchaet polezny information from gazeta. Nikolay chitaet Etot and udivitsya: "Kakoe interesny! Udivitelny! Kak Takoe mozhet byt?!?!" Prochitat Takoe and idti spat.

One time Nikolay prosnutsya and poyti v magazin - pokupaet svezhy utrenny gazeta. Delaet Takoe, saditsya v chair, vypivaet sladky coffee and smotrit v gazeta. And vidit Takoe bolshoe napisano: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!" and krupny picture. Nikolay bystry vstat, uronit coffee and svezhy gazeta and ochen udivitelny! "Kak Takoe vozmozhny?!?! Etot NET Takoe!" - zakrichit Nikolay. Podnyat gazeta, smotrit vnimatelny: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!"

- Pochemu Takoe, Dr.Volz? - sprosit Nikolay. - Pochemu v gazeta Takoe: "NIKOLAY - IDIOT!"?
- Etot potomu: Ty poluchaet information from NET pravilny! - skazhet Ya. - Nado drugoe! Mnogo better!

Kakoe Ty dumaet nado for Etot?

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Ruzhyo

2010-10-06 00:06:57 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about ruzhyo!

Malchik Valera ochen hochet postoyanny sobstvenny ruzhyo! Etot Takoe mechta.

- Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! - skazhet Valera to Papa. - Etot ochen nado!
- Etot polezny, but opasny! First nado smotrit vnimatelny instruction for Etot on VHS! - otvetit Papa and poyti spat.
- Mama! Nado pokupaet nastoyaschy ruzhyo for Ya! Ya smotret instruction for Etot on VHS ochen vnimatelny! - obmanyvat Valera svoe Mama.
- Pravda Takoe? Togda Ty gotov for Etot! - skazhet Mama and pokupaet Etot.

Valera ochen radostny! Teper on imeet nastoyaschy ruzhyo! Valera dumaet Takoe: "Zachem Takoe VHS? Etot glupy! Ya budet teper strelyaet everywhere! Mnogo kuda popadaet! Ochen metky!" Podumaet Takoe and strelyaet vpered! But delaet Etot nepravilny and isportit novy nastoyaschy ruzhyo!

- Valera, Ty sdelaet nepravilny! Teper Ty NET budet poluchaet ruzhyo! - skazhet Papa and Mama and otnesti ruzhyo v remont

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Novy VHS-machine!

2010-10-04 13:26:16 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot novy VHS-machine! Much more polezny! Imeet mnogo vozmozhny + VHS-card! Ochen mnogo udobny and krasivy!

Lubit Takoe? Hochet Takoe ochen silny? Mechtat about Bogach&Zdorov? Etot ochen prostoe!
DELAET TAKOE SAMOSTOYATELNY KOGDA ZIMA! ZIMA - VHS-TIME!
Bud' razumny!




UPDATE: Ty vidit Takoe?!?! Etot sdelaet cherez stary VHS-machine moe Druh f355 ! Etot ochen razumny, udobny and polezny! Ya budet vkluchaet Etot option v novy generation of VHS-machine! Obyazatelny Takoe!

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Popularny!

2010-09-30 23:45:49 (читать в оригинале)

Zdravstvui! Etot about popularny.

Bylo temny and holodny night of Russki zima. Alexandr vnezapny sdelal ponimaet: "Ya popularny Chelovek! Etot Ya vozmozhny samy popularny Vzrosly Chelovek in Russia!" Ponimaet Etot and NET znaet Kakoe He must delaet dalshe. Sidit v svoe dom and smotrit around udivitelny.

- Nado idti na progulka! - skazhet horoshee Druh Anatoly cherez phone. - Mnogo polezny poluchaet each Chelovek v zima! Svezhy oxygen!
- NET Takoe! - otvetit Alexandr. - Ya too popularny for Etot!
- Davay govorit about razny interesny, - skazhet another horoshee Druh Sergey.
- MET Takoe! - otvetit popularny Alexandr without comments. Skazhet Takoe and idti dumaet about svoe popularny. "Ya mnogo popularny", - dumaet popularny Alexandr: "Mnogo, mnogo Takoe!"

Proshlo mnogo time. Razlichny people delaet mnogo polezny and NET Takoe. Alexandr delaet nothing, because He mnogo popularny.

Kakoe tvoe opinion:
1. Kogda Alexandr budet soyti s uma?
2. Kakoe polezny effect vozmozhny with Alexandr cherez VHS?
3. Pochemy Alexandr popularny and NET poluchaet v morda?
4. Kakoe Etot neobhodimy delaet Russki Vzrosly Chelovek kogda zima?
5. Kakoe samy horoshy for Ty?